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They say that the only thing to fear is fear itself. In order to combat the dread nightmares that we face in the midst of our sleep, we must confront those very ghouls directly, face-to-face, and assure those haunts that it is we who are in control of our fears! Of course, that isn’t as easy as it sounds. Many of our fears have sharp teeth, strangely bending limbs or an unusual or excessive number of them, ghastly voices, terrifying faces, eyes… and many of our fears even have all of the above in one giant pile of nope.

On the list of the most terrifying things in the known universe, it is surprising how high coulrophobia ranks. But, clowns? Really? They rank above demonic possession, being buried alive, talking to your mother about puberty, and even wasps. How is anything more scary than wasps!? They are flying daggers filled with evil! Even spiders run from them! Well, nevertheless, with clowns ranking so high in terror, it is crucial that we teach our young to try to face them as bravely as they might.

Unfortunately for the rest of us, that means that your kiddo might climb into this Kid’s Clown Morphsuit costume to help come to terms with the dreadful comedians. A polyester and spandex stretch fabric jumpsuit printed with nonstop fun swirling colors and menacing clown faces, your tyke will be completely surrounded by these freakish images ensuring that there is no way they could remain afraid of the clown! Of course that means that our own fears of the tooth-filled maniacs are going to be cemented for all time… but at least your kid won’t be afraid!

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