Looking to buy up a basketball team? We think you’d be great at it! You have all the qualities necessary: a fabulous business sense, a funky sense of style, a few irreplaceable moves, and hair to rival that of a perfectly coiffed seventies-era Labradoodle.
As the film Semi Pro taught us, these are the markers for success, so you don’t need to run to and fro searching for a team to manage. Just slip on this licensed Jackie Moon wig and watch the pros grovel to join up with you! Everyone knows that the Flint Tropics are #1, so you’d better look the part when those teams come a-knockin’ at your door. Your hairpiece is styled in a curly mop and comes with an orange & white striped headband (not all-white as in this photo), perfect for keeping your locks out of your eyes even when you try to cage fight Dewie the bear. Everybody panic!