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You’ve got your Thor costume down perfectly: the winged metal helmet, the flowing red cape, the burly fur jacket, the glistening chainmail. You even managed to find Mjolnir, Thor’s legendary hammer. (Who knew what treasures you could find on Ebay?) You’re so excited to show up at tonight’s costume party and blow everyone else’s costumes out of the water. Finally, it’s time to go. You throw your cape across your shoulders majestically, toss on the helmet and grab the hammer on your way out.

But… it won’t budge.

Confusion turns into frustration turns into panic the longer you try to lift Mjolnir off your laminated floor. But no matter how hard you strain, it won’t move. Suddenly, you realize your grave error: you assumed you’d be worthy to lift it. But despite the awesome costume, you’re not Thor, and so you’re not worthy to pick up the hammer. What will you do now? You’ve got to have a hammer for the party, or no one will know who you are!

Luckily, you’ve got an Inflatable Mallet tucked in your laundry room for just such an emergency. The mallet is quickly and easily inflatable, so you won’t even be late to the party. The head is silver while the handle has a printed wood design. It’s basically just like the real thing, but a hundred pounds lighter. No one will even be able to tell the difference.

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