Your little darling is adorable. You know that. We know that. Heck, that li’l babe has been milking cutsie points all month and obviously knows it. We’ve seen plenty of those Baby Genius movies to know that they’re scheming all day, speaking clearly while we adult folks are out of the room, scaling out of their cribs and inventing some sort of quantum harmonic communication systems to chat up the neighbor kids. The gurgling baby noises and squishing themselves all up and grabbing their tiny little feet until they look like a little chubby ball? All a ploy designed to win extra snuggles, a bonus treat, or probably just to distract us from the 22nd century lab they’ve invented in the crawl space!
We should probably feel frightened. Or we should, at least, be a bit frustrated with the tykes. After all, we spend how many hours a day trying to cipher out what this cry or that cry means and when they are willing to speak a few fully realized words, they’re almost always pointing at something they are not describing! If they can invent baby jetpacks, they should at least be clear in identifying what they want! But, alas… all they need to do is hit that “cute button” and we’re all fawning over them again.
Well, if you can’t beat them, you join them. And, if they want to trigger our cutsie queues, then they might as well show up in the right dress for it. How about this Bunny costume for your infant or toddler!? Made of satin and velour, it is as comfortable and soft as it is adorable. The jumpsuit binds with elastic and simple ties, but all that comfort comes second to how crazy cuddly the pink satin tummy and floppy sewn-on lop ears will make the kiddo look. A single year of this snuggly bunny won’t be enough. Fortunately, we’ve got them in larger child sizes, too, so your sneaky little genius can be dealing with these cute tactics for years to come!