Infant Monster Baby Purple Costume

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So your kiddo has an odd obsession with scaring the socks right off your feet. Grabbing your ankles from under the bed, chasing you around with boogers, and making scratching sounds from inside the closet are all just a part of your little scarer’s daily routine. Has it been getting to the point where paranoia and nightmares have begun to take control of your life? Well, before you start bringing this up to a therapist, maybe it’s time you find your tiny terror a new style.

What style is that you ask? Well, it seems like your child idolizes the antagonists in horror flicks, so why not as a monster! You may be concerned that arming your little one with a monster costume will only help her scare you into a mental hospital even sooner but don’t fret, we’ve got your back. Grab this Infant Monster Baby Purple Costume, slip it on your knee-high horror and you’ll feel all that anxiety wash away. Although your kiddo may think that being dressed up as a creature of the night will make her scarier, it will actually be you who benefits the most from this outfit. The blend of purples, pinks, and blues along with the fuzzy boots and headpiece will make your mini-monster more adorable than frightful. In fact, you may even start looking forward to her attempts at scaring you because it will be an opportunity for a ‘monsterriffic’ photo shoot.

So if you’re tired of watching over your shoulder and anticipating turns around every corner, don’t get a psychiatrist to discuss your newly formed infant phobia. No, save the money and grab this Monster Baby Costume! Lose that image of scary and alarming, and start seeing your kiddo as cuddly and charming again. You are guaranteed to see results instantly!