Green/Blue Striped Bow Tie

Description

What is it with Professors and bowties? The debate has been going on for ages as experts work to figure out just why according to all professors and doctors, bowties are indeed cool. We all know they are but is it because when doing experiments a long tie can get in the way? Perhaps it’s because they are so much more difficult to tie perfectly than regular ones and therefore offer more prestige. The world may never know.

We do know that they make you look crazy smart and you’ll look extra spiffy with this Green and Blue striped one around your neck. It goes with any costume or you could just casually flaunt it around everywhere while you discuss string theory or whatever sounds most intelligent these days. We guarantee that your I.Q. will increase by at least ten points when wearing this number. (Okay not really but we wish!)