Have you ever felt like you born in the wrong generation? Like…a couple thousand years too late? Do not worry, friend! There is a really easy way to feel exactly like the ancient Roman warrior that you were meant to be, without a whole lot of fuss.
You see, we get it–you are one of those “low key” gladiators. You want to gladiate, but just not before noon. And we understand that certainly does not mean your claim to your heritage is unfounded. Might we recommend, then, this Gladiator Costume T-Shirt, with all the modern comfort of a classic tee but also the deadly armored look you crave in a costume. This t-shirt says, “Hey, I can order an attack that will foil any foe and order a pepperoni pizza, all at once!” So whether your greatest enemy is a vicious fighter in the Colosseum or that rude pizza delivery guy, this T-shirt sends a strong message: Do not mess with me!
Well, one thing is for sure, you are our true champion of comfort in this black 100% cotton crew neck. We can see why you would be willing to fight so hard to defend your name; you have carved out quite a comfortable little niche for yourself, where you get to be both powerful and playful. We would not want enemies treading on that kind of charming territory either!