“Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha’ gonna do, whatcha’ gonna do when they come for you?”
You got to ask yourself, is it worth it to do something wrong if you are going to get in trouble for it? Especially when your daughter is the one that is catches you in the act? “I didn’t mean to do it, sweety,” won’t really work with your rule abiding girl.
No, she is always there to remind you every time you get in the car, “click it, or ticket, daddy.” And you are sure she keeps a running tally of every swear word you say. You are just waiting for the day she starts fining you for each transgression. And that’s not even to mention the way she can spot a cop from a mile away when you are speeding. She is either going to be a great get-a-way driver, or a fantastic cop.
You are leaning more toward cop. Besides, she really does like the rules. She will be so happy when you give her this Girl’s Blue Police Officer Costume, although, she will ask if it counts as impersonating an officer. (Seriously, how does she even know that’s a thing?!) Hopefully, getting her this costume might get you off the hook for the 378th swear you’ve uttered this year. Probably not though, she would consider that a bribe, and she is a good cop. Not like the ones you see in grainy 80s movies. Don’t forget to get her a pair of cuffs so she can arrest all the bad boys, and girls. (Hopefully you won’t be among them!)