Gas Mask

Description

Your cousin Mick who built the bunker in his back 40 might be a little odd. He says some weird things like “the end of the world is nigh!” Heck, the only nigh you know is Bill Nye, who is trying to save the world from global warming, and greenhouse gasses. Maybe that’s what Mick means when he says “nigh”, he means “Nye”. Maybe he isn’t so crazy after all.

Grab one of these Military Style Gas Masks, and get ready to button down in Mick’s bunker during the end of the world. Hopefully it will be strong enough to withstand the stupidity of humans who (us including even though we try) don’t properly recycle, and rely on their gas vehicles too much. Mick predicts the air will become unbreathable here, and it’s already started in China, very soon. *Warning* This is not a functioning gas mask, and will probably NOT save you in the event of the end of the world. Sorry. Mick probably has functioning extra one though.