Full Figure Monk Costume

Description

Let’s face it, the last few Halloweens you’ve gotten a little bit out of hand… and that’s putting it lightly. Maybe it’s time to add a little bit of discipline in your life. You know, try leading a life filled with good virtues. It can’t hurt to try! And the best place to start trying is with your Halloween ensemble. Check out this Full Figured Monk Costume. It is sure to put you on the right track to living a holier life.

With a bland brown robe and a headpiece to give you a bladish appearance, you’ll start feeling more humility than you ever have before. People will think you’ve made the change of a lifetime when they see you enter the party scene with your new religious duds. You may even get compliments on your assumed vow of poverty, chastity, and obedience. When your friends ask about your new hobbies now that you’re a Medieval Monk don’t be shy to tell them what you do with all of your free time. Along with all the praying and praising, some of your favorite leisurely activities include harvesting honey, vinification (the production of wine), and, of course, brewing the tastiest ale in all the land. Just because you enjoy copying scripture and other manuscripts doesn’t mean you’ve forgotten how to have a good time.

Show everyone how crazy the monastery can get when All Hallows Eve comes around. Just… do try and keep things under control this year. The last thing anyone wants to see is a monk running around with his robe as a cape a rope belt as a whip.