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Faux Real Long Sleeve Tux Shirt

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Do you live a champagne lifestyle on a High Life budget (it is considered the Champagne of Beers, after all). Is one of your favorite country songs “Lifestyles of The Not So Rich & Famous” by Tracy Byrd? Have you ever rocked a mullet at any point in your life? Would you consider yourself to be a formal person, but also with a propensity to party?

If so, friend, then this Faux Real Long Sleeve Tux Shirt was made for you! Let’s face it: While you could pull off the look of a tux – preferably one with the sleeves ripped off, because what better way to sweet talk them Bridesmaid honeys than announcing you’ve got two tickets to the gun show (reliable back-up: Ordering the wedding DJ to spin some Eddie Money, then letting a lucky lady know that you’ve also got two tickets to Paradise), those monkey suits are a drag to line-dance in. What’s the point of lookin’ fancy if you can’t also feel fancy-free?

But with this 100% polyester shirt with a print image of the front of a tuxedo shirt, lapels, pocket square and bow tie, you’ll be able to whoop it up to “Sweet Home Alabama” in true home-grown style! After all, actions speak louder than words, and wearing this tells everyone, “I’m classy, but I also like to be comfortable.” And the best part is, when things get wild and they start playing some Van Halen (not Van Hagar), all you gotta do is whip that one single easy item of clothing off, and boom: It’s not just a wedding no more. It’s a night to remember!

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