Deluxe Purple Hooded Robe

Description

We all feel a little witchy sometimes. Want to cast a spell on Janice in accounting, we wouldn’t be so quick to jump to the spell casting if she would just leave our yogurt (labeled with our name in black sharpie) in the break room fridge. But, noooooo, she just can’t leave our labeled food alone.

Well, we might not be able to help you put an end to Janice in accounting’s reign of break room terror, but we can make you look pretty kick butt, and maybe scare the yogurt thief into leaving what isn’t hers alone. Just grab a few crystals from the mystic shop down the street, and practice some Latin phrases (any will do, we are betting that Janice won’t know the difference anyway). You will still be missing one key thing though. A wonderful witchy dress of course!

This Deluxe Purple Hooded Robe will make you look like the most powerful kind of witch. The kind that can cast real spells to make nosy accountants hair fall out, or perhaps curse them to stub their toe once a day for the next ten years. The black, and purple design will make you stand out as the kind of witch that wants her yogurt left alone. The kind that isn’t afraid to curse Janice in accounting with the most horrible of curses. “May your bacon always burn!”