Deluxe Plus Size Prince Charming Costume

Description

We always thought we’d make a good prince. Cavort around with some of the more becoming princesses, make an appearance at the royal ball, become crowned as king and pass a whole bunch of pro-king legislation. You can bet the first thing to go would be that pesky Magna Carta. But despite what our dad keeps telling our mom, our dad is not a king, which means we’re not a prince, which would explain why we have a side job at the ham packaging factory. Oh well, we can always dream…

When that fateful day when we finally become a prince comes, though, maybe we’d like to be more like Prince Charming from Disney’s classic Cinderella than a power-crazed despot. He was a friend to the animals, saw through the shallowness of classicism, and was coordinated enough to carry around a glass object for more than five minutes without dropping it. Boy, that would have been a twist, if Prince Charming dropped the glass slipper and had to settle by finding a new sweetheart online. Not quite a fairytale ending.

The Deluxe Plus Size Prince Charming Costume is a faithful and officially licensed replication of Prince Charming’s costume from the movie. It’s all white and has silvery embellishments and blue lines down the sides of the trousers to give you that much sought after princely bearing. If this doesn’t do it for you, wrap yourself in toilet paper and go dressed as “Prince Charmin.”