Deluxe Latex Panda Mask

Description

If you could snuggle up to any animal in the world, what would you choose? Lots of people say dogs, but that’s not ambitious enough. Most of us get to snuggle with our furry pooch daily. Others say their cats, and we reply with the same thing. “Well,” you say. “What do you suppose we should be dreaming of cuddling with at night, oh holy masters of all things involving snuggles?” Well, first, thank you for addressing us by our titles. Most people don’t know our second professions. Second, why, none other than the great and fluffy panda bears!

Now, we’re sure you’re feeling a little silly not thinking of those black and white ninja bears of love, but no need to beat yourself up about it. Here’s an idea to make you feel better though. Dress up in your warmest, fuzziest outfit, slap on this deluxe mask, and hit the streets with a free hugs sign. You’ll soon be smothered in all the warmth and comfort you need to clear up your day, and everybody else will be happy to say they could live their biggest dream of hugging a panda bear. World peace is the only outcome that could be produced from this.