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Deluxe Jumbo Clown Wig

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We’ve all been kids before, and chances are, we’ve all been kids who have been to the fair or at least an amusement park. Back then we could eat enough sugar to power a small country for a year. This is also why little kid version of you would take one look at the snow cone stand at work and know exactly which size you were going to get. Sometimes it was a simple title such as “jumbo” or “large” but most of the time there was that one size that towered above the rest like a Mt. Everest of rainbow flavored syrupy proportions titled something more like “sugar rush” or “brain freeze.” That wasn’t just a challenge for you then, that was the gold standard of living.

You know what else shows up at fairs and amusement parks too? Clowns! We’re not entirely sure which one came first, rainbow clown wigs or massive rainbow snow cones that contain more syrup than anybody should ever have in a lifetime, but we do know that it’s a wonderful and fun marketing scheme! The kids love the giant snow cones and then go nuts over the massive wig you’re sporting while creating the greatest balloon animals known to man while riding a unicycle.

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