We know you won’t believe this story, but a few years ago, probably in early 2014, Godzilla came to the office. He didn’t have much to say, but he did have a problem with our warehouse management system. Without a word, he got straight to work completely destroying our warehouse by hand, and then rewriting our organizational database with his own laptop.
Don’t ask us how he did all of the work, because we were afraid to ask him ourselves. But a few days later, he took off his thick rimmed glasses, closed his computer and said his work was done. Marvin, our lead accountant and bravest contract negotiator, however, stopped him at the door (well, he stopped his foot, Godzilla was much too tall for our human-sized doors) and demanded to know what his hourly rate was, and also what he actually did to our WMS programming. Godzilla looked down and simply said, “Inefficient supply chain management is one of the things that wakes a Kaiju from its deep slumber, and I already have another monster battle on my schedule for this year.” And we have to hand it to him, our supply chain is much more streamlined than it used to be. So, in his honor, we added this Deluxe Inflatable Adult Godzilla Costume to our line of products.
In this inflatable costume, powered by 4 AA batteries, you can emulate our best business consulting mega-monster and still manage the burgeoning Kaiju threats all over the world. Just make sure if you ever meet the monster himself, to give him our thanks.