Cruel Diva Costume

Description

We’re occasionally challenged to come up with designs that redefine what it means to be a powerful woman who always gets what she wants! It isn’t always easy coming up with the materials needed to put together extravagant outfits for our most illustrious of clientele, but we stop at nothing to make sure you have everything you need for your nights on the town! Fortunately for us, a miraculous shipment just showed up with an exotic material that just screams, ‘you!’ We haven’t quite identified it, yet, but it is soft and warm and has a truly unique white-and-black polka dot pattern that we’re sure a fashion-forward diva like yourself is going to love!

We wouldn’t want to face any reputed mean streaks, so we’ve gone the extra mile to include a form-fitting bustier and a virtually villainous black skirt to complete the silhouette of this intimidating and powerful look. It even includes a studded choke collar that came with the fur. We have no idea how that got mixed in with the materials, but they just seemed to go together so well that we had to include it. Now, all we want to wear is fur and diamonds. We know, we know, we’re so high maintenance!

One oddity that we can’t explain: local pets may shy away from the outfit. Dogs, cats, even goldfish, you name it, pets become extremely uncomfortable around this costume. We’re completely stumped as to why, but we’re thinking it is probably for the best.