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Cookie Hungry Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

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The holidays are a time of cheer and great fun for the whole family. We all acknowledge this and have sort of began taking all of our Christmas cheer for granted. That’s always a dangerous thing to do, especially when not everyone is going to enjoy the holiday. This can be a time of serious trauma for some and it is important to try to see things from their perspective… at least for a while. Of course, we’re talking about the real victims of the Christmas season: those terrified cookies that are about to get themselves completely munched upon by a host of kiddos and the big guy, himself, Santa Claus!

Some don’t view Santa’s visits as oh-so-jolly. Some just see it as wanton destruction and violence. While cookies might lose some of the friends in action, the rest of us are still stoked about Santa coming to visit, though, so you can spread the message about the strong feelings that Cookie Folk have regarding this season with this Cook Hungry Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater. The acrylic shirt is comfortable and warm while also revealing the knitted design of panicked cookies who just know that Santa is going to be the death of them! It might not be the most sensitive way of exploring their feelings, but, when is the last time a cookie sat down and really tried to open up to you, anyway? This is about as good as they’re going to get… at least until they get eaten. Then, they’re going to be really good!

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