Cock Block Costume

Description

The ABCs of partying:

A is for Alcohol. Jameson. Jack. And, little Jose. But, lets not leave out the Crown, Smirnoff, a little Captain to round out the evening, and touch of the devil in Fireball. (Be warned excessive drinking can result in heaving up your stomach and intestines through your mouth!)

B is for bruises of mysterious origin. This is more of a next day concern though. You might not remember walking into the door, but your face will! That bruise is going to last awhile. Good luck explaining that when you go into work on Monday.

C is for…rooster? Yeah, man, a rooster. At least the four letter version of the word rooster. Though, this rooster block might be a little less feathered, and a little more wood like in appearance.

You’ll be sure to get some great laughs from your buddies when you show up to that Halloween party wearing this Cock Block Costume. Just slip into this letter “C” block of wood (made of polyfoam). It features a “C” on two sides, and a depiction of a rooster on the other two. We can’t guarantee the results you’ll receive from the ladies however! Hopefully, they will see it as the joke it is, and not as a warning. (We’re sure they will laugh either way.) Just don’t be a jerk by standing between your friend and the lovely young lady he has been trying to ask out for weeks!