Classic Yellow Nerd T-Shirt

Description

We want to test out a hypothesis, here. Our theory is that it will be a lot more comfortable for you to wear jeans and a tee while doing math homework, setting up the science fair, or playing D&D than to don the traditional geek outfit.

So, let’s test it, shall we? We’ll need your help of course. We’d like you to experiment with this Classic Yellow Nerd T-Shirt for a full week, and be sure to write down all of your astute observations as you go along. We will need the data for our research. We don’t want to compromise the scientific integrity of the project but…we are pretty sure you will agree with us and that this T-shirt will totally revolutionize your life. Just think about it: No more sweaty bow tie. No more itchy pants. In the summer, you won’t have to worry about that blazer. Plus, being suspender free is surprisingly comfortable.

So, are you willing to be our test subject? Did we mention that this bright yellow tee is made of 100% cotton and comes with a printed on pocket protector? It can be used to craft a quick costume that’s statistically proven to please a crowd. So how about giving it a go? After all, all those more traditional nerds are already in the control group; we just need a brainiac with a bit more…bravado.