Classic White Nerd T-Shirt

Description

You know, it actually requires a LOT of time and energy to become a true king of the geeks.

You have to beat everyone at chess (and learning all those subtle maneuvers and mind games can take years); you have to be able to tutor cooler kids in math (and that means you ace all your algebra exams); you have to save up enough money to buy at least two video game consoles, and the rest of your money must go to getting big glasses and plenty of pocket protectors. And you will need to look the part, from head to toe! So while it would seem easy to just ‘nerd-out’ this Halloween, to create a believable effect would actually take a bit of effort…unless, of course, you snag this Classic White Nerd T-Shirt. It won’t make you Bobby Fischer, but it will convince your best buds that you’re one science fair away from attending your first Sci-Fi convention.

So stop wasting your precious energy trying to tie a bow tie–snagging this simple costume tee will free up your after school time for studying up on all things nerdy! The white cotton top has a pocket protector, along with a bow tie, suspenders, glasses, and pens all screen printed on the front. Talk about bang for your buck! We’d calculate just how many nanoseconds you’ll save by slipping on this t-shirt, but that’s what we have you around to do for us.