Ah, the beloved zombie. The good ‘ol, lame-brain monster that forces our heroes to hunt and gather by day, then shack up and defend their supplies at night. Thanks to cinema and literature, the zombie apocalypse has been able to capture most of society’s biggest fears into one event. Luckily science suggests that turning into a zombie is completely unlikely, so if you’ve been hoarding food inside your doomsday bunker waiting for brain eaters, you can breathe now.
So what does our typical zombie look like? Other than decaying attributes, is there a required build or average stature to qualify as a zombie? If you’re a zombie fanatic, you know that the undead should come in all shapes and sizes. Because, apparently, all brains are equally delicious when you’ve become a husk.
Mmmm… brains… Sometimes it’s a forgotten fact in zombie flicks that the undead are equal opportunity brain eaters. Meaning, it doesn’t matter if you’re a man or woman, child or an elder—if you have fresh brains, there’s a zombie out there that wants to munch on them. So if your girl has been practicing her zombie limp or zombie groan among other undead mannerisms, she can join the hoards of walkers and complete her ensemble with this child zombie girl costume. The dark, tattered and worn dress is perfect for almost bringing her brain eating fantasies to life. Now the question is, what should we call your little wandering biter? Zomblet? Zombling? Crawler? Nibbler?…