Loading the content...
Navigation
Cart0.00$

Child Ultimate Black Spider-Man Muscle Chest Costume

Return to Previous Page
Description

Description

Remember those generic breakfast cereals that came in the black and white boxes? One of the biggest reasons why any of us wanted to go grocery shopping with our parents was because we had to make sure our dear, sweet, dumb parents didn’t try to totally cop out on the breakfast cereal selection by reaching down to the bottom shelf and selecting the generic version of our favorite fruity, chocolate-y, or marshmallow-ridden cereal.

Sure, we could understand how they might think it was a better choice – it was cheaper, it looked like the same thing, but we knew it wasn’t. Call it a sixth sense, call it expert taste buds…but something about it was just different. The fact that it was so subtle made it even worse…something was trying to trick us, and we weren’t having any of it.

We’re reminded of that when it comes to this Child Ultimate Black Spider-Man Muscle Chest Costume. It looks like Spiderman, only in black and white packaging…so sure, any geek off the street could tell you that it’s basically the same superhero. But we know better! We know that it’s really Venom, a Symbiote – which is a sentient alien for those who are uninitiated into the world of Marvel alien lifeforms – who requires a host, usually human, to bond with for its survival. And who did it choose for that first lil’ human home? You guessed it – Spiderman, until he got wise and realized what was up and separated himself from it. Then the Symbiote went on to merge with other hosts, most notably Eddie Brock, its second and most infamous host, with whom it first became Venom and one of Spider-Man’s archenemies. So now it’s basically nothing but Spiderman in a black and white generic cereal box, which is horrifying! At least it is for us…for Venom, he’s now one of the greatest threats to humanity. Which is cool for him, we guess. Those black and white packages, man…they’re basically deception dressed up in a (super cool looking) costume!

Related Products

Kids Foot Soldier Costume Quick view

Kids Foot Soldier Costume

Kids Foot Soldier Costume. This Kids Foot Soldier Costume is a fierce military uniform costume idea for children. Get it for Halloween or for play time!
19.99$ BUY NOW
SWAT Jumpsuit Costume Quick view

SWAT Jumpsuit Costume

SWAT Jumpsuit Costume. If you have the irrepressible urge to crack down on criminals, then you'd better be doing it in this SWAT jumpsuit costume. Bad guys everywhere will need to respect your authority.
49.99$ BUY NOW
SWAT Helmet Quick view

SWAT Helmet

SWAT Helmet. Looking for a way to make your SWAT uniform costume just a little more believable? Add this SWAT helmet to noggin and you'll look like an official officer on duty.
1.99$ BUY NOW
Sexy Red Riding Hood Costume Quick view

Sexy Red Riding Hood Costume

Sexy Red Riding Hood Costume. No wonder that Big Bad Wolf is following you around. In this Sexy Red Riding Hood Costume, everyone woodland creature will be under your spell.
24.99$ BUY NOW
Chewbacca Messenger Bag Quick view

Chewbacca Messenger Bag

Chewbacca Messenger Bag. Traveling light as a Wookiee is pretty simple when you take a note from Chewbacca. The licensed messenger bag is like the one carried by the furry co-pilot in the Star Wars series.
74.99$ BUY NOW
Mayor of Munchkin Land Costume Quick view

Mayor of Munchkin Land Costume

Mayor of Munchkin Land Costume. Now that the witch is dead, you can finally get to work as Mayor of Munchkin Land with this Oz themed costume. Better start with giving the owner of that flying house a citation for being zoned illegally.
59.99$ BUY NOW
Temptress Indian Costume Quick view

Temptress Indian Costume

Temptress Indian Costume. This Temptress Indian Costume is a sexy Native American costume idea for women. Join a cowboys and Indians group costume with this sexy Indian dress.
44.99$ BUY NOW
Mr. President Mask Quick view

Mr. President Mask

Mr. President Mask. Yes we can provide an affordable Mr. President Mask at little or no cost to you. It’s right here. Yep…right before your eyes.
0.99$ BUY NOW
Wicked Witch Broom Quick view

Wicked Witch Broom

Wicked Witch Broom. This Wicked Witch broom is the perfect addition to any of our adult Wicked Witch of the West costumes. This is a fun Halloween costume accessory.
8.99$ BUY NOW
Plus Size Sequin Dorothy Costume Quick view

Plus Size Sequin Dorothy Costume

Plus Size Sequin Dorothy Costume. This plus size sequin Dorothy costume is a sexy Wizard of Oz costume idea for Halloween. You'll be set to go on an adventure with Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Cowardly Lion.
58.99$ BUY NOW
Back to top