Child Star Wars The Force Awakens Flametrooper Gloves

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When your son returned home from watching Star Wars Episode 7 and announced he wanted to enlist as a flametrooper, you were understandably upset. It’s a big commitment: traveling the galaxy to root out hostile rebels, taking orders from a supervisor who definitely has some anger management issues, and handling weapons that can turn a battlefield into a blazing inferno. There’s a reason the First Order offers such first-rate health insurance benefits, and that’s because so many flametroopers end up burning themselves on the job. Still, how can you say no when the position comes with two weeks of paid vacation right from the start and tuition assistance?

Besides, there is at least one way that you can help your little trooper stay safe: buying him these Child Star Wars Ep. 7 Flametrooper Gloves. They’re a must-have for any Flametrooper uniform, and they’re sure to help your child fit in with all his new coworkers. We should point out that they’re not technically fire-proof, but now we’re just splitting hairs.