So your child wants to be a ninja, but they also happen to lack any sense of depth perception. You can’t help what you’re born with! And sure, it’s probably some of the worst luck of the world to lack both a sense of depth and have it in your head to enter a dangerous profession that’s basically all about a master ability to perceive the relative distance of objects in one’s visual field. But sometimes, parent, dreams just don’t make sense!
So yes, we absolutely get your concern when it comes to your kid’s desire to throw some ninja stars or battle with a katana sword or practice their nun-chuck skills. After all, you’ve got great health insurance, but that kind of stuff is just asking for it. And yeah, scaling a building is going to be especially tough for them, given that they can’t even see things third dimensionally. It’s a competitive ninja job market out there, and in order to make it, they’ve got to be better than most. But who knows? Maybe their handicap will somehow become a ninja Handi-CAN! Maybe, somehow, in some way, their failure to perceive visual cliff will become their surprise super power!
Okay, you’re right – probably not! But until they have to learn the hard way, be a dream keeper by giving them this awesome Child Ninja Avengers Series II Black Costume. Even a novice ninja can look and feel like a master in this super sweet costume! With any luck, they’ll have so much fun practicing their secret ninjutsu moves that they’ll get it out of their system before they gotta start seriously considering future occupations (but if they decide to be an acrobat or trapeze artist instead, you’re on your own!) Hi-ya!