Child Disco Top and Bell Bottoms Costume

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Oh these poor innocent children. They don’t know what is to come. They don’t yet realize that Disco is dead. Yes, dear children, once long ago there were light up dance floors. Once long ago, the fashion was bell bottoms and tie dye tops and peace signs. Saturday Night Fever was a thing. John Travolta was a thing. The Bee Gees were a bunch of men singing in falsetto. But now? Well… now all of these things are true, actually. Huh. Maybe Disco isn’t dead after all! Maybe we can make our own Disco! The children are our future! It’s time to bring back the classic age of Disco and dance our hearts out.

Now you need to remember a couple of things, dear children. First of all, never stop your feet. It’s all about moving your feet. Like the great Disco dancer Muhammad Ali, you’ve got to float like a butterfly (Now’s probably also a good time to explain to your child that Muhammad Ali was an avid Disco dancer, maybe, as well as a champion boxer). Secondly, make sure you’re always using your fingers to either point or make a peace sign. The peace sign is understood by everyone as meaning you just want to be chill and enjoy this song. The 70s were a wild time for everyone, so if somebody wants to harsh your buzz by talking about Watergate, tell that fella to yap somewhere else, you get me? You’ve got dancing to do! And with that bright pink outfit, everyone will know you’re far out!