Child Deluxe Sith Robe

Description

The story of the most famous Sith Lord in the Star Wars universe is a long and winding road, with the young and innocent Anakin Skywalker being trained in the ways of the Jedi, only to find himself at war with his own emotions as he grows older as a promising Padawan. Eventually he gets overwhelmed by personal tragedy and inner turmoil and makes the leap from the Jedi to the Sith, finally becoming the fearsome figure we all know as Darth Vader.

That’s a difficult and time-consuming path to the Dark Side. Maybe that worked long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away, but kids in this day and galaxy have busy schedules. Who has the time for all the energy and angst it takes to become a tragic icon of intergalactic evil? Maybe it makes more sense to just cut out the middleman and embrace the darkness right from the start. In a world locked in a never-ending battle between good and evil that spans multiple generations and dozens of planets, you’ve got pretty good job security either way.

And it’s not as if one side or the other has much of an edge when it comes to fashion. Young Jedi learn their mind tricks and martial arts maneuvers while wearing loose-fitting, neutral-colored robes. Young Sith hone their craft dressed in… well, pretty much the same thing, except maybe a few shades darker. Outfit your Darth in training with this polyester Sith robe, featuring a roomy design with a hemline that reaches the floor and baggy sleeves for maximum saber mobility. It’s a fast track to the Dark Side, which is way less stressful than taking the Anakin route.