Loading the content...
Navigation
Cart0.00$

Child Army Camo Costume

Return to Previous Page
Description

Description

Hut, two, three, four.

When it is time to get kids in line, where do we send them? The army. There they will learn to be all they can be. They will go through training regimens that will have them saying they want to wake up at 7am to go to school, instead of 5am to go running for hours. They will be saying “yes, ma’am” when you ask them to do the dishes, and “yessir” when their father asks them to clean up their room.

They will be in the best physical condition of their lives. (Although they are about ten, so maybe they would have already been in the best condition just from being an energetic ten year old.) They will be ready and willing to do everything you ask. They will be army strong.

So, the next time your kid leaves the house a wreck pull out this Child Army Camo Costume. It will make them look sharp, be sharp, be army. Their drill sergeants will whip them into shape in no time. And when your cute little munchkin returns he will be the one waking you up in the morning to get ready. Making his bed in the morning, keeping those edges tight and tucked in. You won’t ever have to remind him to do his chores again. The trash will be taken out before you even remember it’s pick-up night. Just remember to buy enough food, we hear army guys can eat you out of house and home.

Hut, two, three, four.

Related Products

Indiana Jones Machete Accessory

Indiana Jones Machete Accessory. Grab this Indiana Jones machete accessory for your Indy Halloween costume for an authentic look straight from the newest Indiana Jones feature film.
5.99$ BUY NOW

Mayor of Munchkin Land Costume

Mayor of Munchkin Land Costume. Now that the witch is dead, you can finally get to work as Mayor of Munchkin Land with this Oz themed costume. Better start with giving the owner of that flying house a citation for being zoned illegally.
59.99$ BUY NOW

Robin Hood Hat Accessory

Robin Hood Hat Accessory. Before you take from the rich to give to the poor, try on this Robin Hood Hat Accessory. Sure you live in the forest but you didn’t crawl out of the jungle.
19.99$ BUY NOW

Child Deluxe Darth Vader Costume

Child Deluxe Darth Vader Costume. Let your kid rule the galaxy with an iron fist in this Child Deluxe Darth Vader Costume. This is great for your young Star Wars fan.
169.99$ BUY NOW

Long Wavy Purple Wig

Long Wavy Purple Wig. Add this long wavy purple wig your favorite outfit or costume. This high quality accessory from Leg Avenue is sure to pack a color punch!
14.99$ BUY NOW

El Capitan Child Pirate Costume

El Capitan Child Pirate Costume. This El Capitan Child Pirate Costume is a cute pirate costume that includes everything a stylish buccaneer needs to look the part. Add toy weapons.
29.99$ BUY NOW

Kids Pink Poodle Skirt

Kids Pink Poodle Skirt. Get a Kids Pink Poodle Skirt as part of a fun retro costume. Great for a theme party, school event or for trick-or-treating.
14.99$ BUY NOW

Mod Fashion Wig

Mod Fashion Wig. You'll be a fashion diva in this Mod Fashion Wig. It's the hottest and most stylish way to celebrate the 60s.
13.99$ BUY NOW

Sexy Red Riding Hood Costume

Sexy Red Riding Hood Costume. No wonder that Big Bad Wolf is following you around. In this Sexy Red Riding Hood Costume, everyone woodland creature will be under your spell.
24.99$ BUY NOW

Auburn Supermodel Wig

Auburn Supermodel Wig. Being a supermodel is tough work, but acting like one is pretty easy when you wear this auburn supermodel wig with one of our sexy costumes.
14.99$ BUY NOW
Back to top