Captain Black Heart

Description

Some say that she hates

With all of her bein’

The blackest of hearts

In the whole Caribbean

But whether that’s true

Or it’s a tall tale

When you see her comin’

You’d better set sail

-Traditional pirate chantey we just made up

Why did her heart turn black, setting her on the path to become the most ruthless bounty hunter in the seven seas? Was her heart irrevocably broken by some brigand years ago? Did she stare into the abyss for so long that the abyss eventually stared back? Was she just born that way? Or is her heart black by reputation only, a devious ruse intended to hide a burning passion for loot and adventure like the seafaring world has never known? It’s a secret to everyone, as all who learn the truth quickly find a cutlass inconveniently embedded somewhere in their person.

When you wear the Captain Black Heart costume it’s up to you whether your reckless disregard for human life is driven by a vendetta, a lust for power, or just because being bad is so much fun. This dress has brilliant maritime details that’ll make you the strikingest cutthroat in port. With matching cuffs and a tricorn hat, all you’ll need are a pair of fishnet stockings, a sword, and a worshipful, expendable crew of mateys to do your bidding.