Look, every ninja has been doing the same old costume for a long long time. They put on some black pants, black socks, black shirt, black cowl and hood and black face mask. Then they crawl around in the dark thinking that they’re amazing just because they’re wearing all black. Which is fine, because of course ninjas are amazing, but aren’t we getting a bit tired of wearing all black? Goth kids totally appropriated it a few decades ago anyway, and at least they have the good sense to add some makeup. Ninjas? They’re just doing the same old thing they’ve been doing for a thousand years. Boring!
Every ninja thought black was still in, but you know what? You know what we’re going to say here, don’t you? Red is in the new black! Yes, of course. Think about it: red is the color of blood, the same blood of your enemies you will spill. Red means anger, and shows the fury by which you take down your opponents. Red means fire! Fire is one of the elemental forces of nature! And if you don’t get this costume for your kid, they’ll definitely be seeing red (ah, see what we did there? Bet you didn’t see that coming. Hiya! Just like a ninja.). Your child has been training at ninja school for years, working hard to become the world’s most dangerous ninja dressed in black. Only now is the chance to be the worlds most dangerous ninja ever, and that ninja would only be seen in one color, which you now know is red. We’ve been over that point. It is time, warrior. Become the pure red essence of your full ninja power today!