This costume isn’t really the kind that’s going to make people stand around scratching their heads. There’s no secret riddle to figure out. In fact, the less time you spend thinking about ball pits, the more fun they become. Some of our friends tried to tell us not to go near them, because our friends thought that ball pits were kind of dirty. But we didn’t hear a word since we were already up to our ears in glorious plastic balls!
The mere sight of a ball pit gives us the irrational urge to dive right in. There’s just so much to do. Hide under the balls! Throw balls at the other people in the pit! Create models that utilize balls to depict the arrangement of electrons in an atom! Throw more balls at the other people in the pit! The package for this costume might as well come with a label that says Warning: May Provide Literally Endless Hours of Entertainment. Actually, leave the warning off. Surprises are way more fun!
Sadly, most adults don’t get the chance to play in the ball pit anymore, because they’re over the height limit or way too busy to wait in line at the local fast food restaurant or arcade. So we suspect that everyone at the party will rush to take their turn playing in your Ball Pit Costume. Hey, there are plenty of Halloween outfits for the thinkers. This is one for the doers. Bazinga!