Badness Goatee

Description

Look just like your favorite high school chemistry teacher-turned-meth-manufacturer with this Badness Goatee! And you don’t even have to come down with lung cancer to abandon your old, harmless look. Just peel off the backing and press it into position. Voila! You’ll be cooking up breakfast aplenty (or whatever else––blue rock candy, anyone?) in no time. Pair it with a pork pie hat and some wire frame glasses for the full effect! Just make sure it doesn’t go to your head––if you find yourself keeping secrets from your loved ones and threatening strangers, you might want to go back to your old look for a while.

Look, we know a certain show got pretty popular, but you still might raise concern among people who don’t get the reference if you pull up in your RV and come running out shouting about your meth batch in a gas mask and tighty-whities, so go easy on the drug chemist LARPing. What works at Comic-Con won’t necessarily fly in the Target parking lot.