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“I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.”

Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson speaks the truth. We need all the bacon and eggs you have. Fortunately, this costume is all the bacon and eggs any one person could possibly handle, which is why it’s a costume for two! What luck! You’ll be absolutely sizzling when you arrive at the party wearing these outfits, but we think it’s an eggcellent choice for any occasion. With how busy you’ve been, figuring out a costume is tough. It’s hard to get those creative juices flowing when your brain is fried. But there won’t be egg on your face now, because you’ve found this costume! And so the yolk’s on… us? Okay, that last bit kind of fell apart. We admit we jumped out of the frying pan… and into the fire. Oh no, how do we turn this thing off? We hope these puns will be over eas- soon! We meant soon! Sorry, just feeling a little scrambled. No! If you can help us shut these puns down it would really save our bacon. Ah! Bacon! Eggs! Breakfast burrito! Hashbrowns! Clam chowder!

… Phew… we think that did it. Clam chowder isn’t a breakfast food. Sorry about that, folks. Puns can be a slippery slope. Our pun-a-tron went a little haywire on account of the… well, we’re not going to say the “breakfast meat” and “white circle with yellow circle” words again. Suffice to say this is a great couples costume choice. Any party you attend will most certainly be seeing the sunny side- Noooooooooo!

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