Authentic Plus Size Pirate Costume

Description

I’ll let you in on a little secret: part of being a terrifying pirate is nailing the costume. Sure, a natural attitude to fighting, plundering, and general anarchy is needed, but even Blackbeard amped up the scare factor with cigars under his beard. So before heading off to the big blue sea, suit up with this Authentic Plus Size Pirate Costume

If leading a crew with a talking parrot on your shoulder and drinking rum by the barrels sounds like a good time then you’ve come to the right place! Our pirate costume will have you ready to sail the seven seas in no time, dressed in the classic white shirt, brown vest and red tie belt there will be no mistaking you for the captain! We’ve got the costume part covered but the rum you’re going to have to take care off, luckily Halloween is a holiday where drinking any liquid by the barrels is not frowned upon.

We do have some words of advice for you before you set sail in your new role as a pirate, do not, we repeat do not make your crew mad unless you want to walk the plank! It’s not fun, so we’ve heard, it’s not like we know from experience or anything! Sharpen your sword and polish your boots, you’ve got a long night of fun ahead you! Ahoy Matey!