Wax on. Wax off.
We all want to be a karate kid. We want to get our black belt by mastering the Crane Kick. We want a sensei who knows how to kill a guy with a chop to the neck, but doesn’t. We want to spend our weekends learning to wax on, and wax off. We want to be the Karate Kid.
You know you do too. You want to hang out with Mr. Miyagi. And beat Johnny in the All Valley Karate Tournament. And get the girl. You want 1984. The music, the fashion, the California sun. You want to dress up as a shower for Halloween. (We know we actually did as kids.) You want to be Daniel-san.
So, if you have the big All Valley Karate Tournament coming up, or just need something to wear as you binge watch the greatest movie franchise ever, just slip on this Authentic Karate Kid Daniel San Costume. You will feel the power of the Karate Kid when you put it on. You will be able to catch a fly with chopsticks, and do the Crane Kick. In this costume you can win the tournament, and get the girl. We can’t really transport you back to 1984 though, or give you some California Sun. But you can still wax on, and wax off.