Description
What’s the biggest part of a zombie’s day? Is it munching on the flesh of the living? Stitching up their ragged, moldering clothing? Signing contracts for TV marketing deals? No, it’s walking. Zombies spend a ton of time on their feet, shambling from place to place in a never-ending search for that living flesh we mentioned earlier. It’s sort of ironic that the living dead are, well, dead, because they’d otherwise probably be the healthiest folks in town. At the very least, zombies always reach their daily step total.
Obviously it pays for a zombie to maintain good foot health. Well, at least as good of foot health as anyone can hope for when your entire body is a mass of decaying, undead flesh. This impressive pair of latex zombie shoe covers are as close to a picture of health as any self-respecting member of the living dead community could ask for. From the gnarled toes to the open sores to the multiple exposed bones, these are the type of feet that could keep a good zombie marching for days on end. And that, after all, is what zombies do best.