Adult Tampon Costume

Description

 If you’ve searched around Halloweencostumes.com then you know that we have a deep-seated respect for superheroes. Watching them save the day has provided us with endless hours of inspiration and entertainment. That being said, some of the biggest heroes of our time haven’t worn flashy capes and tights. They wore glasses and lab coats, they worked in stuffy offices with outdated lighting. Who are these bespectacled unsung champions? They are the inventors! 

Sure, these nerds aren’t stopping criminals on the street but they’re solving the greatest problems of our modern complicated times. Take the genius invention of the Snuggie, where would our cuddling capabilities be without the sleeved fleece robes? Forgetting your cell phone in the next room would require you to get out from under your warm blanket and by the time you get back that cozy vibe may have vanished. Then there’s the Chip Clip. It’s a handy invention that saves up to *five-thousand chips from going into the landfill due to staleness each year. That’s a lot of snacks! And in the meantime, it can hang on the fridge and hold coupons. Not every invention can boast of such fine versatility!

What’s the ultimate invention superhero? That is the trusty tampon! You don’t need it ’till you need it and when it’s there at the right time it saves the day. So, you can go back to riding bikes and playing Frisbee on the beach in white pants! So, this Halloween become a hero that every lady needs, whether or not she’s the damsel in distress type! It’s easy with this soft and comfortable tunic. Simply slip it over your head and become the greatest unsung hero of our modern age. Become the tampon!

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