Adult Skeleton Costume

Description

You know how sometimes when you wake up in the middle of the night, and you’re laying there in a half-awake trance, your mind wanders to some pretty weird places? During times like those, do you ever feel thankful for having bones? No? Well, now you will. You can also celebrate your bony insides by wearing our exclusive Skeleton Costume during your Halloween festivities!

Skeletons really are the greatest components of our anatomy, for the simple fact that they give all of the other bits and pieces something to cling to. We always hear how important muscles and neurons are, but for our money, we’d just be gross slug monsters without our rigid, calcified support structures. Sure, if we didn’t have skeletons, we’d be able to fit through small doors and overhead storage compartments a lot easier, but we’d also have a heck of a much harder time getting out, afterward! And is there anything better for creeping out trick-or-treaters on Halloween than a skeleton? The only thing we could think of is “two skeletons” before we got too creeped out to think of anything else…

You can use this exclusive spooky look for any matter of bone-related hijinks. Whenever you feel the urge to show your appreciation for our skeletal interiors, simply slip on the durable skeleton-printed jumpsuit, and the matching gloves, shoe covers, and creepy hooded skull mask. Wear it to spread some spooky fun, or to express how thankful you are for all of the great things bones do for us!