We all know the dangers of saying the name Beetlejuice. In fact, the movie explicitly tells us that under no circumstances do you want to say it three times. Saying Beetlejuice three times will make him show up and then you’re in for a ton of trouble. Oh, who’s him you’re asking? Nice try, but we’re not falling for it. We’ve trained for this. Our security system is designed to ensure that there’s no way we might accidentally slip up, whether we’re drinking a delicious juice or discussing the intricate lives of dung beetles. We just won’t mash those two words up. Or maybe we will… Juicebeetle! Gotcha. You should see the look on your face. You actually thought we were going to say Beetlejuice-
… Whoops. That was not supposed to happen. Okay, nobody panic, we know exactly what to do. We were trained for this. Umm, grab a… Okay fine, we skipped that day of training! We never thought this would happen. There’s got to be a way to undo it. Um… Think back to the movie… All we can think of is Winona Ryder! And there’s like a giant sand worm, right? Is that important? Okay okay, everyone calm down. We’re just going to get our manager on the phone. He’ll know what to do. All we have to do is pick up this phone and- The phone turned into a snake so… That’s probably not good, right? Wait, here he comes-
You better get this costume because it’s the best. I should know. It’s me. As soon as you put it on you’ll know… It’s showtime!