Adult Rotten Rabbit Costume

Description

We’ve seen most variations of the coming dark days of the apocalypse. We’re prepared for those graves to open and the living dead to begin their persistent rise from the ground, only to wander across the world and feast upon the very souls of the living. We’ve seen this coming for years, of course, so one would think that we have this under wraps. Weapons? Check! Fortifications? Well, we assure you that there are at least a few good bunkers fully prepared! But…

Here’s the problem: we’re sort of expecting the apocalypse to fall on a random, general, non-specific sort of day. We’re actually quote ready for it to be any typical Tuesday or even a fun Friday. But… Easter? C’mon, monsters, the holidays are off limits! Even the creepies know that Halloween is not a night for real horrific apocalyptic happenings. Easter!? That’s going to be a really significant disruption to an otherwise pleasant day.

But, if we think that is the worst of it, we haven’t even begun to imagine what else is coming with the Easter Zombie Apocalypse. And you can be the one to teach us what we’ve been overlooking with this Adult Rotten Rabbit costume. Can you even think of anything worse than a fast-paced mutant rabbit rising from its cage and going off to seek human bones for all those years we didn’t give up the carrot stash? In this polyester an acrylic jumpsuit, you can be the first to show what a dastardly (undead) rabbit is going to do about it and your latex max and clawed hands are only going to further the point. Beware, zombie preparers… because we’ve overlooked a few important details!