Poor Rudolph’s sad childhood is well documented in song, tale, and even a series of dramatic documentaries that give us some real insight into the troubling social stratification that happens within holiday season heroes. One little olfactory mutation and a poor flying reindeer is cast as outcast, rejected from perfecting his airbending talents, pushed to the back of the line for Santa snuggles, and even sent off to Misfit Island to deal with some monstrous machinations of gift elf mistakes. And we thought it was tough having acne in high school!
Things have improved for Rudolph ever since he learned to turn his slight deformity into a super power… at least when there is a particularly foggy Christmas evening. No one has really figured out if he still leads the sleigh on nights without meteorological impediments. Life seemed to ease up on Rudolph as he grew into his new fame. So, just like we ask of any other child TV star… where is he now?
Well, you can bet that he’s living up the fame that his life earned him and you can show us precisely how with this Adult Reindeer costume. Did you think the most famous of holiday reindeer were expected to sit at the North Pole and work on the other festive occasions? No, it is time to celebrate the Halloween season in this polyester jumpsuit with reindeer hoodie and plush rear tail. Show off your fancy antlers and, of course, the gleaming red pom pom nose and live up the fame that has been more than earned. No more Island of Misfits for you… unless you choose to fly your way to those parties to share the bounty of your grand history.