Adult Red M&M Costume

Description

Give me a break. A procrastinators work is never done.

Have you ever found yourself watching television at three am, putting off going to sleep. You know you have a meeting in the morning with your boss, but for some reason you don’t want to go to sleep yet. No, instead you’d rather be watching infomercials. And gee do you realize how much you miss the always enthusiastic Billy Mays now.

No, the meeting in the morning can wait. You are watching an infomercial for ShamWow! You really thought that wasn’t a thing any more. But it is. Huh, who would have thought. Then the holy grail of commercials came on. (Because apparently they play commercials between the infomercials.) It was the M&M one where the Red, and the Yellow M&Ms meet the Green one for the first time.

And you were like, yep that’s me. You immediately came here, and found this Adult Red M&M Costume. You decided right then, and right there that you wanted to always live up to the way of life of the Red M&M. An unlikely hero to be sure, but a hero none the less. You know he ended up with Green. And you will find your own Green M&M to fall for. Your boss may not like your new wardrobe choice, but he will respect that you found what you wanted to be in life. The Red M&M. Or you just wear this costume to crash a Halloween party with your best friend dressed as Yellow.