Description
The theme song blares. You know the tune. “Hail to the Chief.” Da da da da…
And you stand poised. Proud. You’re about to make your entrance onto the steps of the Capitol while thousands await on the National Mall. The trumpets triumph with the bold notes of the song.
But it’s not for you. You know that already. You’re just a regular Joe Schmo. But you are still going to be making one heck of a grand entrance. Because the president has agreed to give you a piggyback ride! We’re not sure why POTUS has bestowed the honor of a presidential piggyback ride to regular old you, but we think you should enjoy it while it lasts!
Okay… So this costume just creates the look of you on the back of a president, and it won’t be the real thing. We’re sure it’d be pretty tough to wrangle an actual presidential piggyback ride, after all, so this costume is definitely the next best thing! A cleverly designed costume, it’s simply a souped-up pair of pants, complete with an attached vinyl likeness of a certain POTUS. Just wear it around your waist, and it will create the illusion of you getting a ride on a presidential figure. The figure, of course, is just a little bit shorter than in reality, but that’s just to create the illusion. No ill will intended!