Wait, you understood that? Wow. We don’t know many who speak fluent martian. That’s amazing! Could you do us a favor then? Ask those aliens what on earth they’re doing to the microwave. No! Don’t use a fork in it!
If you know the Yip-yip language, you’re probably pretty familiar with the Yip-yip martians and they’re ridiculous antics. Did you hear? Just last week they tried cooking food inside the glove box of the car! Yeah, they’re a little confused when it comes to our technology. We could use someone to help them around a little and make sure they don’t get into any more trouble (or stuff any more burritos in the glove box)!
If you’re willing to help, we’re going to recommend you wear this Adult Pink Monster Madness Costume. That way, you blend in with them and they won’t be startled by the fact you have a nose and only four limbs. This outfit goes over your whole body, with a foam cap to help shape the head correctly. There’s lots of fringe at the bottom (to represent their tentacles) and you can see through the mesh-covered mouth. If you’re not wild about this one, we have it in blue too. Quick, put it on and follow those martians! We don’t trust them with ovens…