Adult Monster Pajama Costume

Description

It’s 2 am. You just heard it again. The scratching. The growling. The slow rustling sound of fur brushing across your carpet. The sound isn’t coming from the closet this time, nor from out in the hallway. No, it’s right below you, from under your bed, and you know you’ll never move fast enough to escape that monster’s revolting grasp. It’s just the same this time as countless times before, only tonight you’re ready. You won’t be scared tonight… he will! You have donned the Adult Silly Monster Pajama Costume, and you are finally ready to turn the tables on that creature and to take your stand. He will never suspect that you will look as terrifying as he does, that you’ll use his own foul tricks against him. You’re the boogeyman now.

This 100% polyester fleece Adult Silly Monster Pajama Costume is super soft and very comfortable for long nights staying awake to scare your monster. Its bright green and yellow belly with snapping buttons allows you your full range of motion while retaining the bulky, furred, and toothy form of a terrifying monster. The reptilian ridges along the back and the long tail are enough to prove to any unwelcome monsters that you mean business, and that you’ll suffer no fiends to enter your domicile. Furthermore, the dragon face and toothy maw are frightening enough to cause any night-terrors to return whence they came. Who’s the monster now?