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In Greek mythology the Minotaur was a creature with the head of a bull and the body of a man. He lived in a labyrinth, which has got to be frustrating when you’re just trying to find a bathroom. Then some jerk named Theseus showed up and killed him! It was probably justified, considering that the Minotaur was a half-bull, half-man monster, but maybe Theseus just got fed up when nobody could find the bathroom. So we should honor the Minotaur! Never has the combination of man and bull been so powerful and fearless as this beast. Until now, when this costume was created. Sorry, did we say costume? We meant the best freaking warrior armor and uniform ever devised! Come on, let’s drop the history lesson: this costume is just plain awesome. Look at that Minotaur head! Do you think anyone is going to give a mediocre reaction when you show up in this? Nope! If they aren’t running for the hills, they will be bowing down at the fact that you look freaking incredible!

But this costume is no joke. Don’t even consider it if you’re not completely serious about rocking out. If this is a maybe, you’re not ready for it. Buying this costume means fulling committing to destroying all who oppose you. It means winning every costume contest and being drafted into a Greek mythological recreation of the Minotaur story. That’s how powerful this costume is. It is not to be trifled with. Much like an actual Minotaur. Free the beast inside you, place the great bull head upon your crown and roar with power!

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