Adult Lisa Simpson Costume

Description

Think back to when you were eight years old. What were you doing? Learning multiplication tables in third grade? Maybe you liked biking around the block with your friends, or playing with dolls, or watching Saturday morning cartoons. Maybe you had to take piano lessons but hated to practice. It was pretty typical 8-year-old stuff, right?

Well, prepare to feel as inadequate, since Lisa Simpson has 8-year-old you beat. This little girl is already a member of Mensa thanks to her genius-level I.Q. She can play piano, acoustic six-string guitar, accordion and baritone saxophone. She has won spelling bees and invented perpetual motion machines. She even created a tiny civilization in her petri dish one day!

Of course, Lisa has her struggles like any other 8-year-old… and then some struggles that other 8-year-olds maybe don’t experience, like “school withdrawal” when her teachers go on strike. And the time that she cures her addiction to smoking with Hello Kitty nicotine patches. Then there was the time she convinced Homer to let her ride the bus by herself and got lost, and the time she kept getting nightmares from the cemetery when it was moved next door. But in the end, she always manages to make it through.

There’s really no way that anyone can keep up with Lisa Simpson… but at least you can look like her with this Adult Lisa Simpson costume! The sleeveless red dress is a polyester-cotton-spandex mix and looks just like the one Lisa wears on the show. It has a zipper in the back and adjustable clear plastic straps, and it also comes with a faux pearl necklace with elastic band. You will look just like Lisa! Now, if only you could come up with a good catchphrase…