Being an intergalactic crime lord can be hard. You have to keep track of all the wily people that borrow money from you. And the math that comes a long with that. Then you have to track them down and demand they repay you. And if they are as slippery as Han Solo they will be more than a little difficult to track down. But, you’ll have to do it, or rather hire someone else to do it. Because exceptions cannot be made for even one smuggler.
But, being an intergalactic crime lord has it’s benefits. Never do you have to do your own dirty work. You have enough money to outsource all that to bounty hunters. You are always in the center of large parties with music, and beautiful women to keep you company, even when they don’t necessarily want to. And you have lots of fun torturing those who refuse to pay you back.
Do you think you have what it takes to be an intergalactic crime lord? If so this Adult Jabba the Hutt Costume is the perfect way to show off your ability to be the ruler of the outer planets. The inflatable body suit gives you the same domineering size of the slug-like alien. You will have to brush up on your math, just to be sure no one is trying to rip you off. And if they do try, you know what you have to do: feed them to the Sarlacc in the desert. Just try not to underestimate any Jedi, one handed or not they can still kick your slimy slug butt.