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For centuries, ordinary people like us dreamed of riding ostriches. But the unfeathered truth of the past was that only the rich ruling class could afford to make those dreams a reality. And while they were preening on the backs of their big, beautiful birds, all we commoners could do was pretend not to be jealous. Most of the time, that meant insisting that our invisible ostriches were waaay better than the real thing, which was barely any consolation.

We used to take heart in the fact that changing times often bring the luxuries of the past within reach of the Average Joe. After all, it happened with ice cream, indoor plumbing, and electricity! But bareback ostrich riding remains a woefully expensive hobby. However, advances in artificial ostrich technology have really improved quality of life for ostrichless people around the globe. Take this inexpensive Adult Inflatable Ostrich Costume, for instance. Though it can’t compare with the raw thrill of speeding across the Savannah on two stocky bird legs, it offers all the other pleasures of climbing aboard a real ostrich!

Which, based on our observations of rich real-life ostrich riders, seem to consist of speaking only to other ostrich riders and waving condescendingly at anyone beneath them. Well, we’d like to know what those people think of us now that we look just like they do, strutting all around town on the backs of our fancy inflatable ostriches! These polyester birds don’t need anything more than AA batteries to run, and unlike the real thing, they won’t leave you smelling like a dung beetle!

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