Adult Horse Costume

Description

We here in the office have some very important rules that we are required to adhere to without question. It’s almost like a prison around here in that failure to comply to some of these rules can result in some very serious sentences. And, the most important rule of everything: You must enjoy horsing around! Rough stuff. So, on a daily basis, we’re sure to play games to unwind and keep our hand-eye coordination sharp in preparation for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Some of our activities are fairly regimented, but occasionally, we just need to break out entirely and create our own definitions of horseplay.

Like us, you might be wondering the proper definition of “horsing around.” Like, does it encompass all forms of play, from rock-paper-scissors to Mario Kart, or is it more narrowly defined as needless action? Who knows—maybe there isn’t even a difference. We’re certain that anything you do in these hooves and horseskin, though, will fit anyone’s definition. Getting the mail? The look on your neigh-bors’ faces will inspire a hearty laugh, we’re sure. Just walking across the house? Your spirited trot from the bedroom to the kitchen will be the icebreaker you’ve been hoping for with those new roommates, we’re spur!

This specific high-quality horse suit is made of soft brown velour and features built-in hoof-like foot covers and mitts, which fold back so you can use your opposable thumbs. The matching plush headpiece is shaped to look like a horse head, and features a majestic mane to match the tail. That said, all that’s left to do is get this bad boy tucked away in your desk for the myriad opportunities that might beckon your horse-filled shenanigans!